Yep, time to stock up the escape pod.
Do you stock your escape pod to old Forecastle Card scale of provisions:? Among other things, you get 1 oz. of lard and 3/4oz. of green berry coffee per day. You can also get 3oz. of dried fruit on Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday.
Back to the article. I saw this on the news this morning and the police were making it out like ‘we have no idea why this man attacked us’