Have you thought of this?
I would get a newspaper if they could get their act together and quit being shills for the Democrat party. I could hide behind the newspaper when Mrs. blueunicorn6 would ask me why I hadn’t painted the grass or some other job. I can’t do that at the computer. And my back is to her so I never know if she’s just bluffing or if she really has her pistol. She’s too good a shot to mess with. I painted the grass five times last summer.
Have you thought of this?