[Dixie Yooper]

Don’t forget Al Gores predictions that global warming will destroy us all within 5 years.

Over the span of his marrige, Al Gore has predicted the end of life on Earth within 5 years more times than Tipper Gore has said, "Come to bed Al."

[newnhdad]

When I take my children to get a haircut, I tell them they stole my hair and I want it back..