[richmwill]

Darn it- This happens at the same time I warm my car up by leaving it idling in the driveway, while I empty out the remnants of all of my aerosol cans by spraying them out into the open air with of course every light on outside, since it may be dark by then.

[Kenton]

As a public service to all the people who are scared of the dark, I'll be hosting my annual old tire bonfire, you are invited but you'll have to bring your own beer.

No electric lights of any kind will be permitted, so just wrap an oily rag around a stick to make a nice torch to light your way.