Not only do all switches need to be on to show your support,
But going to the garage, wheeling out the chipper shredder,
The two riding lawn mowers,
The two roto tillers,
The tractor,
The standby generator,
Both motorcycles,
The leaf blower,
The trimmer/edger, Both trucks,
and starting them all as a salute to fossil fuel.
Heck, most likely I will have a few beers as well, to celebrate diversity.
If they really wanted to save those delicious animals, wouldn’t they turn off their lights permanently? Shouldn’t they stop exhaling all that nasty CO2?
Pray for America