Al Gore and Keith Olberman are in a lifeboat stranded at sea somewhere along the equator. It’s very hot....Finally, they come across another stranded life boat adrift in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. That tiny life raft contains Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Watters. Between the two lifeboats, there is no food, no water and one oar between them all. Maxine Watters has the only flare gun....
Someone should write a book.... a choose your own adventure thingy.
Maxine Watters has the only flare gun...
As the two boats near each other, Maxine feels a rush of excitement in her loins . . . Keith or Algore . . . whom will she choose to smother in her peak of sexless frenzy.
Nancy Pelosi senses what’s going on and yells to Algore, “Hey, Al baby, guess what I need!” As she stands up suddenly in the drifting boat, her dress snags, pulls on her upper body, and her face shatters.
Both men become alarmed . . . and try to paddle away, but since the oceans have become deeper and higher, because of global wa............
Why would they need a flare gun? They’re all flaming A@@holes.