3) Liberals see people who disagree as evil:
Before I left Minnestoopid to return to Texas, I had one “blind date” with a schoolteacher. She found out that one of the major clients of my business was Flint Hills Resources. Yeah, the eeeeeevvvilllll Koch Brothers! I quickly became evil incarnate and in league with the devil.
Chicks dig bad boys and liberal chicks are easy. So, ah, didja, you know?
Funny, but back in the day, I came to the same conclusion as P.J. O'Rouke, that a lot of guys affect liberal attitudes 'cause liberal chicks are easy. I just never went as far as him.