[Drew68]

"I left my ticket there, and it's somewhere safe that only I know about,"

LOL! This woman is sooooo full of s***! Hopefully there won't be a mob of people converging on this McDonald's to tear it apart.

[MyronCopacetic]

This was the plot to a 30 Rock episode. Tracy went on Larry King and claimed that he had hidden a large fortune in a safe place at 30 Rock, and the writers spent the episode tearing the building apart.

[Viking2002]

Gee, Marmalade, that's mighty white of ya. I hope a customer finds the f*****g thing and cashes it in right before she struts in to snatch it up. LOL!

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920