I think the GOP should man up and publicly ask the remaining states to call off their primaries and save some money.
Throw all the cards out on the table and come right out and tell the people that the GOP doesn’t care what they want.
Better yet, the remaining states could just ask Mitt Romney which candidates he would prefer we nominate for Senate and House races too.
If they actually did that, I think I’d actually be hoping for a new party very quickly
Then at least they could brag that they were "keeping it real" ..... and congratulate each other down at the Yacht Club boat dock all the way to the non-convention. Hey, they should call that off, too.
Just hold a spectacular Lustration and Immaculation of Bishop Willard at the Bohemian Grove, instead. It'd be .... impressive.