Clayton Price Baker
1 posted on
04/09/2012 1:06:27 PM PDT by
rawhide
To: rawhide
What’s that...”Larceny Under $1.00” ?
2 posted on
04/09/2012 1:08:02 PM PDT by
Gay State Conservative
(Jimmy Carter Is No Longer The Worst President To Have Served In My Lifetime.)
To: rawhide
Is the sand somehow ‘special’?
3 posted on
04/09/2012 1:09:57 PM PDT by
MeganC
(No way in Hell am I voting for Mitt Romney. Not now, not ever. Deal with it.)
To: rawhide
Sand in his cup?
Would that be MIGHTY uncomfortable?
4 posted on
04/09/2012 1:13:49 PM PDT by
moovova
(Comments at FreeRepublic are WAY MORE interesting than the articles.)
To: rawhide
5 posted on
04/09/2012 1:14:24 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(our new, happy lives)
To: rawhide
I think I saw this idiot jumping up and down on camera. Wow, that’s funny. I was wondering because he wasn’t “acting” like most of the surrounding patrons seated next to him. Must be the beer courage or bourbon fame he had on board.
8 posted on
04/09/2012 1:17:15 PM PDT by
Dick Vomer
(democrats are like flies, whatever they don't eat they sh#t on.)
To: rawhide
Capt. Scott Gay said Clayton Price Baker, of Ohio, slipped under the ropes
In a couple of years this will also be Tiger’s only method of getting on the course.
10 posted on
04/09/2012 1:23:57 PM PDT by
bramps
(Newt is the one)
To: rawhide
A 40-year-old Masters patron was arrested Sunday after, police said, he attempted to steal sand from the sand trap.
Grand Theft Sand?? How many years of hard time is that??
11 posted on
04/09/2012 1:24:36 PM PDT by
ExCTCitizen
(If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
To: rawhide
HA!
Just how many GRASS THIEVES got away?!?!
You didn’t even TRY to arrest them!
That would be MY defense!
13 posted on
04/09/2012 1:25:04 PM PDT by
G Larry
(We are NOT obliged to carry the snake in our pocket and then dismiss the bites as natural behavior.)
To: rawhide
1st prisoner: Psst buddy, what are you in for?
2nd prisoner: Trying to steal a cup of sand.
14 posted on
04/09/2012 1:25:36 PM PDT by
rawhide
To: rawhide
"Come ere! Come ere! This is sand. Do you know what it's going to be a hundred years from now? Sand!"
- Sam Kineson
19 posted on
04/09/2012 1:28:11 PM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: rawhide
“Boss, I am going to be late coming back to work this week. I am in jail for trying to take a cup of sand as a souvenir.”
21 posted on
04/09/2012 1:31:16 PM PDT by
rawhide
To: rawhide
Ten years as someone’s wife in a state prison farm will teach this thug not to steal sand.
To: rawhide
Hmm looks like he “had a lot of sand” to try and steal sand...
To: rawhide
New nickname: Sandy Burglar....
27 posted on
04/09/2012 2:03:13 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Think logically. Act normally.................)
To: rawhide
Why did golf become a sport where drinking is more important than actually watching the game?
When I was a kid, you never saw people drunk at the Master’s. It wasn’t until the 90s this started becoming an issue.
Then there is the folks who think is is cool to yell after every shot.
What is with that?
28 posted on
04/09/2012 2:18:07 PM PDT by
Conan the Librarian
(The Best in Life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and the Dewey Decimal System)
To: rawhide
That dofus looks like one of those idiots that
scream “get in the hole”
Book `em Danno
30 posted on
04/09/2012 2:47:09 PM PDT by
Harold Shea
(RVN `70 - `71)
To: rawhide
Anybody see how POWs got rid of sand in The Great Escape?
This guy Baker, if he was a bit smarter, would have fitted his pants with the reverse... a trigger in his pocket would extend a snare out his pants bottom - bell bottoms would really work well to grab all the sand he could use. All then he’d need to do is learn to whistle REALLY GOOD, and nonchalantly wander aimlessly around the sand trap, gathering his precious sand while whistling some tune...
31 posted on
04/09/2012 3:19:25 PM PDT by
C210N
(Mitt "Severe Etch-a-Sketch" mcRominate-me)
To: rawhide
They admit it was a trap.
Could he claim entrapment?
34 posted on
04/09/2012 4:06:26 PM PDT by
tacticalogic
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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