That's one of the best posts I've ever read on FR! Mo`adim lesimchah!
When Moses split the ocean, it caused untold environmental damage, and for forty years we were fed nothing but high carbohydrate manna which was artificially flavored to taste like anything we wanted, except for leeks and onions. Then we entered the land of Canaan by splitting a river, causing even more environmental damage, and annihilated all the indigenous inhabitants, destroying their rich culture of Baal worship, bisexual orgies, and human sacrifice.
If he didn’t take us out of Egypt, it would have been enough for us.
If he had to take us out of Egypt, but at least didn’t confiscate the Egyptians’ money, it would have been enough for us.
If he had to confiscate the Egyptians’ money, but at least didn’t split the ocean, it would have....