FOX Faux News's Most Devoted Romney-Pimp
and Chief FOX News Anchor-Wife-in-Training:
We at FOX know Mitt Romney has the perfect height.
And his feet are the perfect shape.
And his hair is perfect, too.
And he is perfect. No matter what he says.
Willard smells so good, that Brit Hume and I tingle together.
So why would it matter to us (shameless) Romney-pimps that he imposed RomneyCARE,
Or that he lies over and over including about the Mandate,
And about gay marriage, AND about the fact that he covered up the BIG DIG?
And that he tanked Massachusetts and voided its Constitution.
So why would it matter to us if our beloved Mittens actually lost yet another primary?
Or poll? Or if we lied about past primary results (Iowa)?
Nope. It does not matter.
Our infinite love at FOX for Mitt Romney is FOREVER
and we will forever proclaim him the "frontrunner"
as long as BAIN, Soros, and Marriott continue their flow of checks
even when you all laugh on the floor knowing
it is obviously not true."
LOL. You summed it up eloquently Dio.