“They could be parachuted into the Congo and hit the ground running.”
Running is exactly what they would be doing, but with pigmy poisoned arrows in their butts, they would last long.
Behavior such as these Urban Ferals exhibited would not be tolerated in a pigmy village.
But, perhaps General Butt-Naked would allow them in his ‘army’. There really was a General Butt-Naked who went into battle, you guessed it - - butt naked.
Africa Wins Again.
And when we allow tribalism into America, Africa comes to America.
What a coincidence, I was just reading about General Butt Naked at the blog Unamusement Park. There is a good series there about the Congo.