[Colofornian]

Me: Mormons believe that Muslims were brothers & sisters to them in the "pre-existence." So...before Mitt was born, he was stationed near Kolob after having his spirit born there...[no spirit-birth certificate, yet Mitt believes he really is an "alien" of sorts]. And he was supposedly surrounded by brothers & sisters who would become Muslims.

Mormon T.P. Pole: Oh, jeeze, talk about not telling the whole truth. Mormons believe that everyone was brothers and sisters to them in the pre-existence. Even you.

Oh, Kolob! Talk about not telling the whole truth. Mormons believe that Lucifer is -- from your alleged "pre-existence" -- your elder brother, which would make Lucifer an "elder brother" to Jesus as well...

[Colofornian]

your elder brother, which would make Lucifer an "elder brother" to Jesus as well...

Correction: I meant to say: Which would make Lucifer a "younger" brother to Jesus as well...