[Lazamataz]

A long time ago, in a far away galaxy, I was actually a pizza delivery guy. The owner, an Arab (who was decidedly SECULAR, not an observant Muslim AT ALL), constantly called all his employees Yakalb, which I found out, meant "You dog". (I asked him, since it was wayyyy before the internet).

If I recall correctly (and I do) I seduced one damsel who ordered an extra large (heh heh) and the husband who SOMEhow found out, called the shop with threats to shoot me. The shopkeeper was positively in vicarious glee, slugging me on the shoulder and telling me that he had a nice big-ole revolver that he'd protect me with, should the hubby make good on his threats. Somehow, that act earned me his respect. He continued to call everyone else Yakalb, but not me. :^/

[Jack Hydrazine]

It’s amazing what a pizza joint will teach ya!

[grey_whiskers]

Good story, Laz.

Back to the main topic of the thread...

What do they sing on Air Force One during long flights? "101 Dalmations on the Wall"

Take one down, pass it around...

Cheers!

[bIlluminati]

A long time ago, in a far away galaxy, I was actually a pizza delivery guy.

Somehow, I envisioned you as working for a Dr. Farnsworth.

in sha Ado--i.