I meant all fifty-seven states
Old habits die hard for me I guess
Comrade muir_redwood,
It has come to our attention that you have misapplied one of the immutable tenets of USS of A history by only referring to the 50 lesser states of the
USS of A that were reluctantly granted membership to the USS of A at the time of the accession of our Supreme Commander, Barack Obama to his lifetime position.
In reviewing our records, we note that you are in year four of your seven year re-education series. This serious lapse of your faithful knowledge to our divine history will require you to return to year two, week five of your studies.
Your instructors have been notified of your changed status and this will be reflected in your new seat assignments when you return next week to ReEducation Camp Kenya so that your studies may be continued.
In order to show your contrition over this lapse in devotional memory, you will only be allowed to drive your Obama Volt 7 miles per day instead of your allotted 20 miles per day until you have shown the proper improvement in your attention to USS of A history.
Thank Obama for all that we have,
Comrade Obama_Noid, USS of A ReEducation Specialist 3rd Class