lol, I would love to hear someone call into Rush when he talks about this 6 million dollar fundraiser and ask if they are serving spot and will he be enough?
“First, George, Kevin and the rest of my entertainer friends—we’re all putting on the dog ..... then we’re going to eat it!”
That’s wrong, Mr. President.
“Where do you think `WAGyu’ beef comes from?”
It doesn’t come from the vet, that’s for sure.
“You mean the butcher?”
No, the veterinarian. An animal doctor, treats lots of dogs.
“That’s what I thought you said—the butcher.”
“So, what do you call a muslim cocker spaniel breeder in Michigan?”
Who cares?
“A rancher! I’m serious, I’m so hungry I could eat the butthole out of a dead pug.”
“Whaddya say, let’s tuck in!”
You’re not one of us, are you?
“No. No, I’m not.”