Husband is an overgrown swine though ain’t he?
One thing to sport hedge-row eyebrows but good lord man take a clippers to that nasal vine!
"Talk about flacid---having sex with Treasurer Bill is like
putting a marshmallow in a penny bank. Who would want to get
into bed with a flabby old guy? I demanded millions and public
office to endure the torture he puts me through."