[central_va]

Fleeing Californicans, do not come to the South, you'd not ne happy there. We are nothing but a bunch of toothless rednecks that hang dead deer from out front porches and consider any spectacle with the number 500 in it a cultural event. We think the movie Deliverance was a documentary.

You'd feel more at home in Yankeeland and will fit right in. Go there.

[KoRn]

"hang dead deer from out front porches"

I do see them hanging from trees in front yards on occasion, but you are right. They shouldn't come here. They'd be MUCH happier somewhere else. :p

[Mr Rogers]

A little known law in Arizona now requires Californians arriving here to spend 2 months working on a cattle ranch. After 60 days, the owner of the ranch will report to Arizona on the willingness of the immigrant to work & not complain about life, coworkers, cattle or saddle.

If the state receives a negative report, the prospective immigrant is returned to California with an “L” branded on their forehead...

[Eska]

Trouble with Californians is they usually try to re-create their nightmare wherever they run to; but at least when they come to Alaska, they usually stay put in Anchorage.

[and so?]

...hang dead deer from out front porches

Oh, hell no...the dogs could get at the meat...I hang it from a tree down by the equipment shed.

I hang dead snakes by the front stoop.

[super7man]

We just sold our little CA house for $3.5M and are heading your way. How much of the state can I buy for $3.5M.

Will you let me in if I show you the 10,000 rounds of .223 that I am bringing with me?

[redgolum]

Don’t send them to the Midwest. Winters are cold here, and we all talk like they do in “Fargo”.

[AFreeBird]

Hey! We don’t want them up here either.