To: hal ogen
There was an Egyptian named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
When asked, “Does it smell?”
He said, “What the hell—
Just look at the money I save!”
posted on 04/26/2012 8:04:20 AM PDT
(No, Mr. Obama--Marbury vs. Madison was not an NCAA first round matchup.)
There was an old widower, Doyle,
Who wrapped up his wife in tin foil.
..He thought it would please her
..To stay in the freezer
And anyway, outside she’d spoil.
posted on 04/26/2012 8:14:12 AM PDT
(Our new, happy lives.)
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