You’re so angry for SpaceX launching the Falcon 9 that you just wanna hire the roadrunner to catch Speedy Gonzalez and send him back to Mexico?
Or that you could slide nekkid into a pile of broken glass?
Or you could eat orangutan toe jam...?
Tear the pouch off of a marsupial?
Drive a combine down the main street of New York City?
Play pin the tail on the donkey...with a real donkey?
French kiss a leper?
Snuggle up with a porcupine?
Wanna pull your eyes out with a rusty spoon and feed ‘em to a truck load of hungry mountain lions?
Did you take your Hydrazine today?
I know its Friday but still its a little early to be that toasted. The problem with drinking is that it makes you think you’re being smart and clever.
If you have a point, address his. I can’t argue with anything Feds said.