[Texas Eagle]

“My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born, of course,” the sitting president said with a mischievous, knowing wink, “in Hawaii.”

High-larious!

Oddly enough, the first thing they ask you to do when you take the witness stand is to state your identity and where you came from.

[Salamander]

Would’ve been really funny if he’d said “Please allow to me to introduce myself; I’m a man of wealth and taste.”