ROTFLMAO!!!
I was ready to for a bit of wasted time.
When I lived on the East Coast, I happened to be in Philadelphia and listening on the radio.
The News Talker was commenting on some blind guy, whooooo had a black belt in Tae Kwon do.
So this guy is minding his own business when a mugger decides to prey on him “cuz he looks easy?”
Nope/Bad Move/Worst Decision Evuh.....
The Blind, Black Belt, Beats the Brazen Bozo like the redheaded step child he always hated and puts him in the hospital for a week.
Broken this, Broken that. The list is too extensive.
So the Newstalker after describing this simply says “Hmp”.
Dead silence and just as I’m reaching to change the channel all of the sudden I hear:
“Blindy Man, Blindy Man Does Whatever a Blind Man Can. Can he Kick, See him Flip....Look Out....Oops, didn’t see that one coming stoopid robber man”
I was dying laughing. So I knew the owner of the station and his son Kyle. Drove over and had to see who it was and when I got there, maybe 10 minutes later, they were still laughing.
Too funny.
LOL!