the gas stations around here are all owned and run by Muzzies(thanks Clinton, Bush and zer0bama)
one day a few years back I paid for a tankful and one of the $20s was the old style with the SMALL portrait of Jackson on it...Achmed looked at it and said to me “No...No good boss...this bill is no good, here ...gimme another bill, I wont turn you in this time...”
you cant make this crap up.
I tried to buy lottery tickets from a very similar convenience store clerk with $2 bills. He would not take the $2 bills but had already rung up the sales on the tickets. At first he wouldn't give me the tickets and wanted to keep the money for "evidence" (I had to ask Ketchup Achoo to repeat three times why he was now stealing my money). When I pulled out my cell phone and told him I was calling the police, he gave me my money back. I tried to explain that it was real money. He would have nothing of it. He must have been new to America.