b-b-but he personally led a team of Navy SEALS into pockeystan, crashed through the front door of Osama Bin Laden’s room, kicked him in the nuts, and then carrying twin 50 cal. automatics started shooting up the place. OBL’s last words, ‘Murrrrr-doch, uh...I mean Obammmmma’ could be heard as Obamma took he controls of the chopper with one hand and with the other hand dialed his daughters on his blackberry - just so he could tell them a bedtime story. It’s true, I heard it on MSNBC.
I want to know how George Bush caused my premiums to rise this past year. You KNOW it is going to be blamed on him, right -everything else is.