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Full Title: Cops: L.I. Woman Charged With Prostitution After Using Hot Dog Cart To Solicit Clients

OK, so its a slow news day.

In addition, after all the heavy sheet we have all been discussing of late, a little levity is called for to lighten the mood of all who are down/depressed over the prospects of having to vote for Mittens or worse, face the prospects of another 4 years under the FASCIST, Neo-Commie, Dear Leader.

Moreover, Freepers being the masters of the double entendre, this story will be fodder for those who wish to pull out (no pun intended) their better lines.

Oh, and of course, their is the obligatory pic which in and of itself (what a bow wow) is what convinced me to post this, as I pondered who would possibly pay ($150) to have sex with her? Laz? Secret Service Agents? lol

scaliacatherina

And this is the business card she was handing out:

business-card

Have at it!

1 posted on 05/05/2012 3:29:33 AM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet
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Oh.

From the title I thought maybe she actually used the cart. I was ready to admire her imagination.

2 posted on 05/05/2012 3:39:42 AM PDT by Savage Beast ("You can, in fact must, shout fire in a crowded theatre. It just has to be the truth. " J. Goldberg)
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Quite a manly looking hot dog girl. In St Petersburg Florida they used to have these but they were very cute.


3 posted on 05/05/2012 3:40:19 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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Too easy....


4 posted on 05/05/2012 3:42:27 AM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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Looks like Sean Penn in a new role


5 posted on 05/05/2012 3:44:17 AM PDT by winodog
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So many jokes about ‘serving hot dogs’.... I just can’t pick one.....


6 posted on 05/05/2012 3:44:35 AM PDT by NurdlyPeon (I just don't know what to put here right now.)
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A “roach coach” in every sense of the word...


7 posted on 05/05/2012 3:44:48 AM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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Ignatius J. Hooker


8 posted on 05/05/2012 3:46:36 AM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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9 posted on 05/05/2012 4:00:37 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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Street meat ping.


10 posted on 05/05/2012 4:03:50 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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Some punchlines just write themselves.

11 posted on 05/05/2012 4:14:50 AM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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Free enterprise is dead!


13 posted on 05/05/2012 4:22:01 AM PDT by BigCinBigD
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16 posted on 05/05/2012 4:37:16 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Conservative Vermont Vet; Lazamataz

Laz. Your name is mentioned so I thought you would like to take a gander at this thread.


18 posted on 05/05/2012 4:47:13 AM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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Dang,I pass this truck every day!


19 posted on 05/05/2012 4:54:18 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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Scalia’s fault!


21 posted on 05/05/2012 5:05:00 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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Do you know why they don’t have a vegetarian hot dog eating contest?

Because they taste like ship!

—Ron White


22 posted on 05/05/2012 5:06:25 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (When religions have to beg the gov't for a waiver, we are already under socialism.)
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24 posted on 05/05/2012 5:31:27 AM PDT by ResponseAbility (Islam...Imperialism in a turban.)
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I hope all the clients used condomints.
29 posted on 05/05/2012 5:55:23 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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Uhhhm, ketchup or mustard?


31 posted on 05/05/2012 6:20:42 AM PDT by eCSMaster (Conservative patriots, Rise up!)
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38 posted on 05/05/2012 7:05:56 AM PDT by crosshairs (Worship the Creator, not the created.)
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