Well, I read that Oklahoma is running low on their execution drug. I will gladly volunteer to drop the hammer on the punks responsible for this. Better yet, and slightly poetic justice, just give me 30 minutes alone with this guy with my Ka-Bar and 100’ of para cord. I’ll bring my own para cord. Please.
I’m guessing a firing squad or scaffold building crew could be assembled faster than I can write this. Either would no doubt contribute their labor, equipment and materials gratis.