I was training to operate an analyst workstation on imaging flights over the Gulf oil spill untill Obama went for that photo-op swim in Pensacola Bay (part not affected by the spill) to send a message to the Coast Guard he wanted the Oil Spill off the front page. Coast Guard cancelled our contract and I was laid off. No one wants a 60-yr old programmer anymore.
Well in a couple of years I’ll be paying for your healthcare and your retirement and you won’t have to worry about working.
And I’ll probably still be working at McDonald’s calling the high school drop out manager “sir”.