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1 posted on 05/07/2012 8:09:02 AM PDT by lward99
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Then we are truly doomed. The dinosaurs’ farting is no match for the gas spewing from both ends of Democrats these days. Stick a cork in both ends of a lib to stop global warming, yeah, that’s the ticket.


38 posted on 05/07/2012 8:47:21 AM PDT by Truth is a Weapon (Truth, it hurts so good.)
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“Breakwindandsoreass”


40 posted on 05/07/2012 9:02:56 AM PDT by GraceG
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“Hormel Chili: The Death Machine”


42 posted on 05/07/2012 9:07:55 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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Dinosaur caused Climate Change... my god!!!

Is it a late April Fools joke??

45 posted on 05/07/2012 9:11:45 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (If we stay home in November '12, don't blame 0 for tearing up the CONSTITUTION!!)
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It's nice to know that modern "dinosaurs" are keeping up these time-honored traditions  ;-)

A 7-Foot, Fire-Breathing, Jet Engine R/C Flying Dragon

 

Jet Dragon 

 

A 7-Foot, Fire-Breathing, Jet Engine R-C Flying Dragon - Geekologie

46 posted on 05/07/2012 9:15:03 AM PDT by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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I guess 1 CFU = 1000 DFU (DinoFartUnits)

50 posted on 05/07/2012 9:27:10 AM PDT by rlmorel ("The safest road to Hell is the gradual one." Screwtape (C.S. Lewis))
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How dumb are these scientists? Everyone knows that dinos had no fingers to pull.
53 posted on 05/07/2012 9:38:51 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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awwwww....shoot! I just let out a 40 decibel, Chester the Molester fart.

I’ve contruted to Gorebull Warming.


54 posted on 05/07/2012 9:42:35 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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“...the giant animals spent 150 years emitting the potent global warming gas...”

Incomperable to the amount of gas the witless left has emitted on the subject...


58 posted on 05/07/2012 10:14:22 AM PDT by G Larry (Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's understanding)
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Origin of DINOSAUR
New Latin Dinosaurus, genus name, from Greek deinos terrifying + sauros lizard — First Known Use: 1841
Used in sentence: “The dreaded Fartosaur could clear a primeval forest or
prehistoric savanna by lifting a tremendous haunches and breaking wind.”
SEE: Bombadier Beetlebaileysaur


59 posted on 05/07/2012 10:15:35 AM PDT by tumblindice (Our new, happy lives.)
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I just know that there’s a Michael Moore joke lurking in there...


61 posted on 05/07/2012 10:24:45 AM PDT by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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At least they cling to their mistakes like they are stuck on stupid.


65 posted on 05/07/2012 10:59:15 AM PDT by pallis
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OK, so....not only did Dinosaurs die and make oil, but they warmed the planet and died ....

and ......made oil?

Yeah, got it.

*nuclear eyeroll*


66 posted on 05/07/2012 11:43:41 AM PDT by 98ZJ USMC
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This is certainly good news.

So Dinosaurs emitted more CO2 than all modern sources, and yet they thrived for 150 million years.

I would say that is proof positive that there is no threat to our way of life from modern CO2 emission, well at least for onother 149,900,000 years or so.


67 posted on 05/07/2012 12:48:40 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (REPEAL OBAMACARE. Nothing else matters.)
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