[Repeat Offender]

Imagine them hauling off a bunch of June Cleavers in leg irons for the “crime” of selling donuts and creme puffs.

Pfft that's as likely to happen as a pro-life Catholic priest getting arrested for praying at a Catholic college.

http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/pro-life-veteran-priest-arrested-protesting-obama-at-notre-dame-now-ailing/

[IronJack]

Prisoner 1: "So whatcha in for?"
Prisoner 2: "Murder One."
Prisoner 3: "Aggravated assault.
Prisoner 4: "Possession ... of fruit pie."

[all]: (shudder) "What are we, animals?"