Savage has a lot to swoon over "my" and "me" but personally I'd rather hear 99+% about events affecting our Republic. I have never cared for what a talk show host had for lunch.
.. yes I admit that I am too stupid to understand. Proudly.
Science Reveals Why We Brag So Much
"Self-disclosure is extra rewarding." Like telling about your lunch, your every day experiences . . . .
Bragging gives the same sensation of pleasure as food and money. The same areas of the brain are activated, scans show.
So imagine.. the pleasure of self-disclosure + pleasure of bread and things lots of money can buy... Wow!
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