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To: SoFloFreeper
I am reminded of a story told about the old Vaudeville comedian W.C. Fields, an avowed life-long atheist. In his final days while confined to bed, his doctor entered his room one morning and found him reading the Bible. “Bill!”, the doctor exclaimed, “Don't tell me you've finally seen the light, and got religion!” Squinting over the top of his reading glasses, Fields lowered the Bible and replied “Religion? Perish the thought! I'm looking for loop holes.”
11 posted on 05/10/2012 3:37:19 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: PowderMonkey
Squinting over the top of his reading glasses, Fields lowered the Bible and replied “Religion? Perish the thought! I'm looking for loop holes.”

As humans, we're as condemned as W.C. Fields thought he was. Jesus Christ IS our LOOPHOLE.

18 posted on 05/10/2012 4:31:07 AM PDT by MuttTheHoople (Democrats- Forgetting 9/11 since 9/12/01)
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