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German drops Mayan skull, endangers mankind
The Local (Germany) ^ | 10 May 12 11:52 CET

Posted on 05/10/2012 9:46:37 AM PDT by DeaconBenjamin

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"The prophecy says that the skulls will reveal a secret knowledge to humanity on that day," said Ritter

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.

41 posted on 05/10/2012 10:49:55 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: KarlInOhio

A crummy commercial? Son of a b-—h!


42 posted on 05/10/2012 10:50:43 AM PDT by dfwgator (Don't wake up in a roadside ditch. Get rid of Romney.)
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To: DeaconBenjamin

Theory of evolution would allow that this is not actually a skull. It’s just one of the millions of shapes of rocks that occur naturally and is just a coincidence. Put it on the shelf along side the randomly evolved wheel shaped rock.


43 posted on 05/10/2012 10:51:54 AM PDT by trailboss800
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To: dalereed

“Anyone that believes that crap belongs locked up in the looney bin!”

Indeed, they would be stupid enough to vote for Obama.


44 posted on 05/10/2012 10:52:05 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: trailboss800
Put it on the shelf along side the randomly evolved wheel shaped rock.

"Evolved" is a four letter word now at FR...

45 posted on 05/10/2012 10:58:57 AM PDT by moovova (OBAMA: The first US President to come out of the closet.)
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To: DeaconBenjamin

Superstitious nonsense.


46 posted on 05/10/2012 11:00:34 AM PDT by BigCinBigD
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To: DeaconBenjamin

the theory that butter-fingered lab assistants in Saxony would be responsible if the world ends in December.

It’s as good as any thing.


47 posted on 05/10/2012 11:09:25 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: DeaconBenjamin

A chip off the old block!


48 posted on 05/10/2012 11:12:04 AM PDT by credo 2
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To: tet68

Ok, the world doesn’t end in december,
the calender ends in december.


49 posted on 05/10/2012 11:14:14 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: ArrogantBustard
BTW, can anyone explain to me what a Mayan skull is doing in Tibet?

It heard the casinos are really good [rimshot]...

Thank you! I'm here all week! Try the veal!

50 posted on 05/10/2012 11:21:15 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (FUMR)
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To: dfwgator
"The prophecy says that the skulls will reveal a secret knowledge to humanity on that day," said Ritter. "But I can't say more than that. The skulls might start speaking or something, but I have no idea."

"I want to know!"


51 posted on 05/10/2012 11:25:16 AM PDT by JediJones (From the makers of Romney, Bloomberg/Schwarzenegger 2016. Because the GOP can never go too far left.)
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To: DeaconBenjamin

He dropped it in shock when he heard on the news that Obama supports gay marriage. So for all those who said gay marriage wouldn’t lead to the end of civilization as we know it, lesson learned.


52 posted on 05/10/2012 11:27:00 AM PDT by JediJones (From the makers of Romney, Bloomberg/Schwarzenegger 2016. Because the GOP can never go too far left.)
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53 posted on 05/10/2012 11:29:34 AM PDT by JediJones (From the makers of Romney, Bloomberg/Schwarzenegger 2016. Because the GOP can never go too far left.)
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54 posted on 05/10/2012 11:30:49 AM PDT by JediJones (From the makers of Romney, Bloomberg/Schwarzenegger 2016. Because the GOP can never go too far left.)
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To: DeaconBenjamin

Here is a little secret:

Mayans didn’t know about the .23 in 365.23 days to orbit the sun. They didn’t have leap years.

Mayan “2012” ended in July 2011.


55 posted on 05/10/2012 11:39:43 AM PDT by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

I’m sure they’ll be singing a tasteful medley of Abba hits.


56 posted on 05/10/2012 11:41:27 AM PDT by Humble Servant
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To: dfwgator

Or: “Doomkopf!”


57 posted on 05/10/2012 11:42:14 AM PDT by Max in Utah (A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: Little Ray

You mean we’ve all been dead for the last 10 months? Well, that would explain my lethargic demeanor and lack of personal accomplishment for that period.

Now to work on an excuse for the rest of the time.


58 posted on 05/10/2012 11:47:38 AM PDT by Humble Servant
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To: Humble Servant

Personally, I just wonder why people care about what bunch or primitive heathens might or might not have predicted.


59 posted on 05/10/2012 11:59:54 AM PDT by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: Billthedrill
Its owner was herding Lamas.

Daily.

60 posted on 05/10/2012 12:18:05 PM PDT by Erasmus (BHO: New supreme leader of the homey rollin' empire.)
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