Here is a little secret:
Mayans didn’t know about the .23 in 365.23 days to orbit the sun. They didn’t have leap years.
Mayan “2012” ended in July 2011.
You mean we’ve all been dead for the last 10 months? Well, that would explain my lethargic demeanor and lack of personal accomplishment for that period.
Now to work on an excuse for the rest of the time.