Even if Romney were so inclined, he'd have a difficult time either drowning or boinking a secretary in one of these cars that his Daddy's company built.
How many Freepers are old enough to remember the Gremlin?
Posted on 05/11/2012 1:08:22 PM PDT by Kaslin
How many Freepers are old enough to remember the Gremlin?
***How many Freepers are old enough to remember the Gremlin?***
I had one, a used one. The worst piece of junk I have ever bought! I can’t even begin to describe all that went wrong with it!
Romney doesn’t talk like a democrat he just acts like one..
Which is......... the problem...
It’s very simple. Conservatives either neuter the vile Left’s lies and violence or we lose.
I'm old enough to remember them, but not to have owned one.
Here's a little poem:
This is the tale of the Gremlins
As told by the PRU
At Benson and Wick and St Eval-
And believe me, you slobs, it's true.
When you're seven miles up in the heavens,
(That's a hell of a lonely spot)
And it's fifty degrees below zero,
Which isn't exactly hot.
When you're frozen blue like your Spitfire,
And your scared a Mosquito pink.
When you're thousands of miles from nowhere,
And there's nothing below but the drink.
It's then that you'll see the Gremlins,
Green and gamboge and gold,
Male and female and neuter,
Gremlins both young and old.
It's no good trying to dodge them,
The lessons you learnt on the Link
Won't help you evade a Gremlin,
Though you boost and you dive and you jink.
White one's will wiggle your wing tips,
Male one's will muddle your maps,
Green one's will guzzle your glycol,
Females will flutter your flaps.
Pink one's will perch on your perspex,
And dance pirouettes on your prop,
There's a spherical middle-aged Gremlin,
Who'll spin on your stick like a top.
They'll freeze up your camera shutters,
They'll bite through your aileron wires,
They'll bend and they'll break and they'll batter,
They'll insert toasting forks into your tyres.
And that is the tale of the Gremlins,
As told by the PRU,
(P)retty (R)uddy (U)nlikely to many,
But a fact, none the less, to the few.
We've already lost the presidency for the next four years, as neither major-party nominee will be a conservative.
I owned a Gremlin too. No car in the history of motoring has been more aptly named.
Me!
My sister had a purple one.
>>Rush can try to carry Mitten’s water all he wants ... but it ain’t gonna work with the “Joe Six packs” (who vote) who get all their MSM news propaganda from ABC-CBS-NBC-NPR et al ... <<
LOL!!!
Joe-six-pack listened to the story about Mitt and laughed his a$$ off. What the press doesn’t realize is that most people have done stupid things and cutting a hippie’s hair isn’t too much different than what each of us have done.
My best friend clipped off another girl’s ponytail.
Big whoop.
In fact, I would dare say that this humanized Romney and actually made him a MAN to a lot of middle class guys and gals.
I had one, and my ex had one. We did quite a bit in the back with the seat folded flat.
Mine was a 1971. I bought it in 1977 (when I was 21). It has 40K miles and was already a rustbucket, but it ran and I got it for $100.00. Within a week I had to spend $150.00 for a clutch. Put about 30K miles on it within 18 months but it got me around. Until it fell apart. :-)
“has 40K miles” should have read “had 40K miles.” I don’t still have it, needless to say!
What water is Rush carrying? The media reported on a 50-year old bullying story that has turned out to be false. Rush then listed out a lot of rather embarrassing and/or deeply criminal actions perpetrated by prestigious leftist politicians that the media has either completely ignored or covered up.
He was, once again, illustrating media bias and hypocrisy, not sticking up for Romney.
I cannot believe the Media brings stories like this on Romney and cannot find anything about Obama’s records.
If he smoked dope and missed all those clases how did he get through High school, much less qualify to go to 3 different elite colleges?
How come no one in those colleges remembers him?
Who paid for them, paying for 3 different colleges is a bit beyond the financesof a low life like Obama
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