Enlistment Oath
“I, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.”
Thank goodness I’m not obligated for that last part anymore.
Mine had the additional “I take this oath freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion....”
TGO says - “your incoherence is exquisite” - priceless