Come to think of it, that squirrel outback is very suspicious, I seem him everyday except Saturday. You don’t think?
I’ve always suspected my cats are spies... they lurk... they hold secret meetings in out of the way places and scatter guiltily when I walk in... they watch me poop. Why? WHY???? WHY DO THEY WATCH ME POOP???
Spies... SPIES I tell ya! It’s a worldwide conspiracy... they’re plotting a takeover! We’re dooooooommmmmmmmeeddddd!!!!!
(OK... time to cut back on the Red Bull...)