Woody Allen’s lawyer will be contacting you.
B-But it’s true it’s true I tell you! Like that time Salma Hayek kidnapped me and made me her sex slave for 3 short years. Sex 50 to 100 even 200 times a day! Oh the humanity! It wouldn’t have been that bad but her friend Megan Fox kept fighting over me that sometimes I would be forced to have sex with them both at the same time!