” Just authorize the release of the following.
1. Your Occidental College, tuition and scholarship records
2. Your Columbia College, tuition and scholarship records
3. Your Columbia Thesis paper
4. Your Harvard college, tuition and scholarship records
5. Your original Selective Service Registration form or Micro film
6. Your Medical records
7. Your Illinois State Senate records
8. Your Illinois State Senate schedule
9. Your Law practice client list
10.A Certified Paper Copy with embossed seal or microfilm of your original long form birth certificate form from the state of Hawaii
11. Your published Harvard Law Review articles.
12. Any University of Chicago scholarly articles.
13. Your passport records
14. Your Indonesian adoption records.
15. Illinois State Senate records.”
Man, if we got all of this, Obama would have to go into hiding : )