Middle-aged man jokes to wife: I’m tired of being a 140. I want to be a 220.
Wife retorts: You’re not wired for it.
Too funny eleutheria5.
To be honest I installed the fire alarms at Florida Atlantic University in the dorms when I was only about 35, many years ago.
When I did the female dorm I felt old as dirt because there were all these young nubile hotties running around all over and when they spoke I realized they were simply attractive children.