[Gator113]

That girl is a very long ways from hot.

[Milton Miteybad]

The defendant is innocent of being hot.

Or guilty of being "not hot."

Not to put too fine a point on it, but this woman's face poses a constant threat to the continued normal function of cameras and clocks.

To be strictly factual, this broad put the "ugh!" in 'ugly." Freight trains approaching her at night would detour to the nearest dirt road at 85 mph.

There is considerable doubt that even losing 100 lbs. would render this poor homely thing "hot." She just doesn't have that much to work with.

But if you're "not hot," like this poor bag of self-deception, but you want to project the image that you are in fact hot, standing next to Gloria Allred is a pretty good tactic.