Look at the price of cigarets...
I normally keep a plastic bag in the truck, so I’m innocent.
Too, we’ve no children, so we cost you all nothing. Of course we’re required to pay for yours...
Oh wait!
I’ve a couple of mutts running around, plus a pair of cats...
Any chance of getting their vet bills paid?
You must be the only person in the entire US that consumes no taxpayer funded resources.
Oh wait!
You mention a truck. Never mind.