‘In other news, last year’s grain harvest has exceeded all expectations, producing a great bounty for the Proletariat. According to the Ministry of Agriculture, the current Five Year Plan is well ahead of schedule, in spite of the false and malicious claims of various Capitalist Roaders and Running Dog Lackeys of the Bourgeoisie. Next, on Radio Tyranny: an interview with the Glorious Leader on his plans to restore fairness by opposing the evil forces of Bainism.”