Let's see, this:
"As Arizona's chief elections officer, I have the responsibility to certify the ballot to the state's 15 counties. At the request of numerous constituents, I obtained a verified copy of Obama's original birth certificate, as well as verified copies of his parents birth certificates, and have placed these in the public domain for inspection, and have thereby determined Obama is a natural born citizen."
Or this:
As Arizona's chief elections officer, I have the responsibility to certify the ballot to the state's 15 counties. At the request of numerous constituents, I talked to Slim Shady down at the bar, and he said that Ethel's second cousin knows for a fact that the guy in Hawaii who sold Obama weed said to his housekeeper that Obama told him, while stoned out of his mind, laughing hysterically and dressed as a Somali elder, that he was a natural born citizen, and therefore I consider the matter closed."
No contest. It’s the latter.