Molests Your Poodle

Free Republic original content | 5/24/2012 | By Lazamataz

[ßuddaßudd]

Do Poodles like peanut butter?

[TheOldLady]

Your Native American Name Is: Sooleawa Malila [Oddly, they got the initials right - of my maiden name]

Your name means: Silver Fast Salmon Swimming Up a Rippling Stream [Nah, I’m too fat]

They can’t all be spot on, I guess, LOL!

[RichInOC]

AKA “Hits Your Dog”.

[amom]

Please put me on this ping list. Thanks for the laughs.

[humblegunner]

“Enola Pakuna”.

Your name means: “Solitary Deer Jumping Downhill”

"Pakuna Matata"

"Jump down the hill and don't worry about it"

[Salamander]

Wow.

That’s a *long* name.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Glad to be of service

[Salamander]

Uh, yeah.

We met that dumb deer when hubby still had his chopper.

It jumped off a bank right onto the front tire of the Harley.

Thank God hubby is a good rider.

Damn ditzy doe.

[Lazamataz]

YOU ARE LUCKY 100!!!!!

100 Satisfied Customers!™

[amom]

Lucky 100!!!!! YES!!!!!

[BlueLancer]

"100 Satisfied Customers!™"

Laz, please go ahead and sign me up as well ...

I'm that silly millimeter longer .. 101.

[TheOldLady]

Yeah, I already forgot it.

[CatherineofAragon]

Yeah, now you know there actually was a place called “Lazistan.”

[GladesGuru]

Laz is exercising his “Inner Arab” with this article. Clearly, the “Molests Your Poodle” is derived from the name of Achmedidyerdog- the Iranian Leader.

We understand the reason for the lack of attribution, Laz. From worrying about scalping to worrying about “neck cutting”, a literary life has never been an easy one.

;-)

[GladesGuru]

“hopefully only good work will stay in FreeperEd.

Material lacking in quality will be moved to a different category.. “SpecialEd”.”

I thought that category would have been titled “ShortBus” in honor of the preferred mode of transportation for Liberals voted out of office.

[skinkinthegrass]

*chuckle*... i guess your "Native American name" (while humorous :)...
is better than IBin Hiden's "had sexual affairs with a sheep/chamel".

[Erasmus]

Little Indian boy asks Mama-squaw:

“Mama-squaw, how did I get my name?”

“Well, you see, son, we have this tradition. When the mother gives birth, she looks outside the tepee and names her child after the first thing she sees.

That’s why your brother is named Standing Elk, and your sister is named Little Doe.

Why do you ask, Two Dogs F.....g?”

[Erasmus]

You gotta get up pretty damn early in the morning around here....

[real saxophonist]

‘Swift Horny Toad’.

[Lazamataz]

ARGHHHHH

Gee, I hope I hear that same joke a few more times.... LOL