[Joe 6-pack]

"...after crafting a perfect 140-character tweet."

Reported with the same breathless awe as Kim Jong Il's 18 holes-in-one. These dictators. Where do we find such men?

[Oztrich Boy]

Fun facts

• King Henry VIII could play every known musical instrument
• Kim Jong Ill once made 18 holes in one at golf
• Barack Omaba crafted a prefect 140 character tweet

(One of the above is true)