[Viking2002]

I had a '93 Mazda once and a gallon of milk leaked about a half a pint into the carpet on the way home from the store, and I didn't realize it until the next day. And it was summer. It took over two years to get the smell of curdled moo juice out of the car.

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920

[cyclotic]

I had a rental house once where the friend of a tenant “borrowed” a partial 5 gallon bucket of paint from a locked room to paint his momma’s house.

The bucket wasn’t closed tightly and it fell over int he back of his brand new car. I was laughing too hard in his face to be mad about him stealing my stuff.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

It took over two years to get the smell of curdled moo juice out of the car.

Highlighting the fact that milk is poison..a toxic biohazard.