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To: Kaslin
Very clever! Love it. And right on. Read John Lott!

NOW I GET TO TELL MY STORY

Freepers, I've had the pleasure of doing this TWICE. Please take heed.

Crazy guy (both times at urban gas station): "Yo man I need some gas, my car broke down and I am short. I will pay you back yada yada!

Me: No problem! How much do you need! Twenty bucks? You DO have ID on you, right, like a license?

Crazy guy: Yeah - yeah... Why?

Me: Here's how this works, dude. I've been short before too and it sucks. I DO have $20 or $40 and I WILL give it to you so you can get home. In exchange, I am going to give you MY mailing address and I am going to take YOUR Driver's License or other ID with your address. If you're really gonna pay me back, you'll want my address, right?

Crazy Guy: Oh Yeah! Yeah! Forty Bucks, right?

Me: Yes. And you have TWO WEEKS to pay me back. If you don't pay me back, I come to your house, probably at night, and I probably am going to set your house on fire, or I could just wait for you, outside, and put a bullet through... Your head probably... Or maybe just wait for you. Or a fire. Fire! I love fire. Give me your address... Give me your ID...

Crazy guy: (both times, backing away) Sh*t man, F#&k man, you CRAZY!CRAZY, MAN!


Two wonderful times... The last at that dirty little fuel stop with the McDonald's just off the 95 Northbound in Baltimore.
17 posted on 05/28/2012 5:05:40 AM PDT by golux
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To: golux

Beggars are getting more brazen around DC. I am routinely approached at our local 7-11.

Often it’s young kids dressed up and clean cut looking. They just have no shame anymore.


18 posted on 05/28/2012 5:16:52 AM PDT by LibsRJerks
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To: golux
Well, since we're sharing our similar stories...Last summer I was traveling overnight on a road trip via I-30 with my dogs, one a Pit Bull mix, and a huge Golden mix.

Stopped in southern Arkansas in a desolate McDonald's parking lot at 3:30 am to let them run around and take care of business. Was leaning on my hood when a very, very large black man wearing a wife beater creeped up on me with lights out, exited his car with a big smile on his face and headed toward me. I had my hg under my seat but no time to retrieve it. But I did have a very large spring assisted knife, as always, in my front pocket, and I decided to not wait for him to come to me, so I met him halfway, and adopted a closed stance at abt 5ft (something I learned years ago in taekwondo). He still hadn't noticed the dogs out running around yet. He proceeds to tell me he was from Stamps, Ar and he needed gas money to make it to Little Rock and additionally wanted directions(now why would someone set out in the middle of the night without sufficient fuel or the means to acquire it and not know the way? Everyone from S Ar knows you take the only way there--interstate 30). He reached into his pocket to pull out his DL, which he held up to my face. I believed this was intended as a distraction, and he likely would make his move as I inspected it if I was stoopid enough to do so. I knew something was abt to go down and had decided to break his knee cap and gut him before he ever knew what hit him. I secured my weapon...er, I mean my pocket knife...ready to pull when my Pit came running to check the guy out. He was prettified and backed away, asking me to keep the dogs away from him. I informed him I had no money to give and wished him luck.

Lesson: be attuned to any potential threat and always have a plan to deal with it, now more than ever. And get a dog.

20 posted on 05/28/2012 5:47:03 AM PDT by Dysart (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. -- Edmund Burke)
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To: golux

Off subject, but I have to pass on what my wealthy friend does with salesmen:

Salesman calls my buddy trying to sell investments, usually oil & gas partnerships.

My buddy says, “Yes, I am the head of the family corporation and am responsible for investing several million dollars. Please send me your prospectus with a check for $2500 and I will have my CPA and Attorney analyze it. They cost $250 per hour, and it usually takes about 10 hours to analyze a prospectus. If their time runs over 10 hours I’ll let you know how much more money to send.”

Click.


27 posted on 05/28/2012 6:35:55 AM PDT by darth
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