[OneWingedShark]

Only an idiot would pay cash for a car.

“I’m paying cash”
“OK give it to me and I’ll get a receipt”
Later
“Where the receipt for my money?”
“What money?”

That's where you grin and pull out your pistol.
"You know, any theft above a $1000-value is grand larceny... and I've heard that it's A-OK to shoot a fleeing felon... Run!"
;)

[AppyPappy]

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