Well, I do not have a surplus market in marriage. Of course, I'm kinda picky: 18-24, hot, rich, sexual, loving, devoted, intelligent, wise, eloquent, great dresser, humble, spiritual, not vain, honest, humorous, loves God, loves video games, great cook, excellent shot, good at cleaning, can haul logs on her back, knows electronics, part time surgeon, concert violinist, programs computers as a hobby, conservative, follows trends, entertaining, owns a Porsche, great with animals, loves kids, owns several farms, knows how to fly aircraft, scuba dives, has telepathy, can levitate, never angers, loyal to me, can throw fireballs out of her hands, never ages, wears stillettos, kinda kinky but only with me, plays piano, sings like an angel, composes music and poetry, owns Texas, perfect vision, perfect teeth, perfect health, never gets sick, is dedicated, and can shoot lasers out of her eyeballs.
Ha! I guess there’s more than one way to pick and choose yourself out of a market!